*** Because We NEED a Laugh Right Now… ***

Your clients and customers could probably use some
humor right now. These jokes came from social
media, but a quick Google search will find plenty
more that you can enjoy yourself and share with
others.
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I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change
my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore
and it doesn’t really get much better than a
national lockdown. - @amelianashh
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In an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I
am now yelling at my parents for going out. –
Brigid Delaney
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A bar in my neighborhood is delivering entire
liters of their premixed margaritas for $25 and
you get a complimentary roll of toilet paper with
your purchase and it’s really starting to feel
like there are no rules anymore. – Ryan Brooks
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AMERICA, EVERY WEEKEND: “I just wanna Netflix and
Chill lol.”
THE WEEKEND EVERYONE NEEDS TO STAY INSIDE: “It’s
my God-given right to go outside and lick whatever
I want.” – Jake Whitacre
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America sure is having some bad luck. It’s almost
like it was built on an ancient Indian burial
ground. – Bea_ker
Pretty sure it’s not just America. In Australia we
had fire, then flood, now this. Thanks 2020. My
husband told me last year that he felt like 2020
was going to be the start of something awesome.
I’ll make some PSA’s next time he says that, so we
can all prepare. – The Knight Owl
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“Why is my sister’s name Paris?”
“Because we conceived her in Paris.”
“Thanks Dad.”
“No problem, Quarantine.”
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Sometime in the future…
“Dad, why aren’t there handles on doors anymore?”
“Son, it’s time I tell you about the year 2020…”
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What a f***ing year this week has been. – Han Dolo
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Finland just closed its borders. You know what
that means… no one will be crossing the finish
line. (sorry)

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